'Reliable' Sky Sports journalist reckons Sancho will sign for Liverpool
Yes, that 'reliable' was meant to convey a fair bit of sarcasm. Because we could probably write on the back of a tiny stamp the amount of shouts that Kaveh Solhekol has got right.
But the man who is clearly trying to recreate himself a transfer rumour, news-breaking guru is claiming that, in his personal opinion, Jadon Sancho will be joining Liverpool.
The Sky Sports man starts his 'Insider' article today by stating "It is difficult to say where Jadon Sancho will be playing next season because so many clubs want him but if I was a betting man my money would be on Liverpool."
He wouldn't be the first to say that, but the idea that he has some sort of 'inside' knowledge is actually fairly laughable.
But he presses on: "If he was to move to Liverpool, Sancho would be joining a club who are likely to dominate English football for the foreseeable future.
"Sancho will make up his mind about where he plays next at the end of this season. Borussia Dortmund will let him go for £120m."