Latest name linked to Liverpool: Bordeaux's Francois Kamano
Yeah, so it's a slow news day so the only transfer update we're giving you is on the Guinean winger-cum-forward who plays for Bordeaux, simply because he's a new name.
The 23 year old Guinea international had a strong season in the Ligue Un last season, providing his team with 17 assists and goals as his team finished a lowly 14th in the table.
Well, he's young, fast, strong and pacey and he's one player we haven't been linked with before, so he's ripe for a good story today.
The reports come from Calciomercato (yes, hardly reliable) and the translation is hilarious, if nothing else.
They claim: "Sirens from the Premier for the Bordeaux jewel Francois Kamano: the Guinean striker is in fact targeted by Liverpool, who would like to invest 15 million euros to bring him to Mersey.
Sounds reliable enough, eh? Well, don't hold your breath on this as the Italian outlet doesn't generally get a lot right. The fee? Around £12.5 million.